December 2009
10 posts
dad: we're under a missiles alert.
bro: wha?
dad: that's what the paper says: "missiles alert."
bro: (grabs paper) MEASLES ALERT.
“i’m just enjoying the crazy shit that happens because we are alive.”
– jake mcninch
talking about gavin's sick cat
gavin: his colon is about this long.
jon: it's a semi-colon.
i'm gonna miss some of my co-workers!