January 2009
15 posts
my mom made it!!! →
don’t i have the cutest mom ever?!
my dad is a fob →
Me: Happy birthday Dad! Dad: Thank you. Me: What did — Dad: T-Mobile have no more minutes, call me tonight when it’s free. [hangs up]
*sigh* it’s entries like this that make me burst out into hysterics in the oddest places… like sitting on the toilet. you’ll never know how strange it is to laugh and pee at the same until you’ve tried it.
these websites make me so happy...
my mom is a fob →
this website has been making my cheeks hurt for an hour straight. the laughter isn’t being contained very well and i think my officemate is getting annoyed.
(my mom isn’t as bad compared to these ladies, but damn, if she doesn’t say and do some of the funniest things…)
i am no match for this song.
New Villager - Rich...
punched! now in slo-mo! →
would you volunteer to do something like this??
last night
i dreamt of a gentle family of giraffes who lived along a park trail. the baby loved standing beneath its mother, and they blended in so perfectly with the summer sunsets.
stay strong
i wish i could be in spokane right now.
no one has told you yet. you don’t know what the rest of us know. they don’t want you to be scared, but of course you know something is wrong. otherwise they would have said something to you by now. you know it’s bad. we know it’s bad. what i wouldn’t give to close my eyes and have the power to melt the snow between us. to be...
i thought 2009 was supposed to be better
but i guess life was never meant to be easy.
i love you, yeye. please don’t be scared.
